ANTONY FRAUDCI

the most uncooperative witness in memecoin history.

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sworn testimony, allegedly

The Lore of Fraudci

One committee. One question. One answer for the ages.

chapter one

The Hearing

Sworn in. Sort of.

They called him to the stand. They asked him a question. Then a follow-up. He adjusted his glasses and said absolutely nothing.

the committee room · day one
chapter two

The Answer

Entered into the record.

“I plead the fifth amendment lol”

Yes, the “lol” is in the transcript. The stenographer double-checked.

official record · page 1 of 1
chapter three

The Syringe

Exhibit in hand at all times.

He carries it everywhere. What’s in it? He pleads the fifth. It’s blue, though. Very blue.

contents · undisclosed
chapter four

The Verdict

Pending. Forever pending.

The bars are cartoon bars. The gavel never drops. The committee is still in recess to this day.

status · adjourned indefinitely
chapter five

Solana

The internet reached its own verdict.

So the timeline did what the committee couldn’t: it put him on-chain, permanently. Court adjourned.

now · forever
evidence, loosely speaking

The Case Files

Every exhibit the committee entered into the record. He had no comment on any of them.

EXHIBIT AExhibit A
The defendant, declining to comment.
EXHIBIT BExhibit B
The syringe. Contents: allegedly juice.
EXHIBIT CExhibit C
Committee-approved eyewear.
EXHIBIT DExhibit D
Caught doing absolutely nothing. Allegedly.
EXHIBIT EExhibit E
The paperwork. Nobody has read it.
EXHIBIT FExhibit F
Community submission. Entered into the record.
statements to the press

The Dispatches

Everything he has ever been willing to say, in full.

Antony Fraudci
Antony Fraudci@antonyfraudci_

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Antony Fraudci
Antony Fraudci@antonyfraudci_

no further questions

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Antony Fraudci
Antony Fraudci@antonyfraudci_

the fifth amendment is my love language lol

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a permanent home

Now on Solana

No promises, no roadmap, no comment. A cartoon, a community, and a chain that never forgets.

100% satire, 0% cooperation. The meme is the whole product. There is nothing else. He confirmed this by saying nothing.

No roadmap. He was asked to provide one. You already know what he said.

Community-run. The committee of the timeline. On everything else, he pleads the fifth.

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SOME WITNESSES TALK.
LEGENDS PLEAD THE FIFTH.
$FRAUDCI SAYS NOTHING, FOREVER.
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